Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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