At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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