what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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