i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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