that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
