glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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