What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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