The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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