Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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