I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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