You work out of a Hotel?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
