so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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