I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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