A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
