I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
