have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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