I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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