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I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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