that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
