just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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