when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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