Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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