Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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