Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.