The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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