Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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