it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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