Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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