Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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