are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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