what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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