Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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