..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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