My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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