I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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