found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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