Whod you bang
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I am naked and annoyed.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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