I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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