even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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