She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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