I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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