apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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