we have pet lesbian snakes
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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