better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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