I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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