The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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