No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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