This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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