Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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