Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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