check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize