No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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