I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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