when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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