i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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