therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage