Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.