some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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