Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It was confusing and full of hummus
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.